Total Medals Earned: 54 (From
13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 690 Points
Crush The Castle 2
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Medals Earned: 9/22 (50/140 points)
5 Points Your very first bronze!
10 Points Your very first gold!
10 Points Your very first silver!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
5 Points Kill 200 enemies.
10 Points Save 50 data cores.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/215 points)
25 Points Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
5 Points Defeat the largest Peon.
10 Points Defeat the largest Grunt.
10 Points Defeat the largest Miner.
25 Points Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (50/490 points)
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
5 Points Play a good concert at the garage!
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Relive Your Life
10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
10 Points Death snagged you so young!
10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
10 Points A classic for bidding!
10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Medals Earned: 15/32 (240/500 points)
10 Points Forgo your worldly posessions.
25 Points Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
5 Points Perform an execution
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Medals Earned: 4/26 (50/500 points)